Posts tagged “lunaticmummy”

My Shopping Addiction – 6 Of My Favourite Looks For Under $150

Ellyn Shepherd / Bloggity Blog, Fashion, Mumma / Dec 23, 2018 / 0 comments

Warning: No models were harmed (or… um… even used) in the making of this post. It’s just one awkward AF mum. Standing in front of her camera. Hoping for a non-blurry shot which she may or may not (cough DEFINITELY not) have gotten. But still… Enjoy x It’s no secret, but I love shopping. I always have and I always will. It’s just… that I always want more clothes than any human needs. Like, I want ALL THE CLOTHES. All of them. #IHaveAProblemAndItsHighlyLikelyMyHusbandWillWantToDivorceMeOverIt (more…)

The TERRIBLE things that you should NEVER do with Troublesome Toddlers

Ellyn Shepherd / Bloggity Blog, Life, Love, Mumma, Toddler / Nov 25, 2018 / 0 comments

Well. Toddlers, hey? They say that the hardest part of parenting is at the start, when you know absolutely NOTHING and are thrown into the deep end regardless. When you are left to flounder about aimlessly with no idea how to cope with this major change in your world that has arrived LITERALLY without warning. #WellExceptForTheWarningThatThePreviousNineMonthsMayHaveGivenYou (more…)

The ABC’s of Crazy Kids

Ellyn Shepherd / Bloggity Blog, Mumma / Nov 11, 2018 / 0 comments

Aaaah, Kids. Crazy, Crazy Kids. There is something about those teeny tiny humans of ours that can relentlessly push all of the buttons, and yet at the same time instil such a fierce love within us that it fills us almost to bursting. (more…)

Sometimes Parenthood Is Fucking Boring.

Ellyn Shepherd / Bloggity Blog, Life, Mumma / Oct 21, 2018 / 0 comments

So, I’m a just gonna come out and say it. Sometimes parenthood is fucking boring. Am I right?! (more…)

Diary Of A Crazy Baby – 9 Months Old

Ellyn Shepherd / Bloggity Blog, Diary Of A Crazy Baby, Mumma / Oct 14, 2018 / 0 comments

My baby is now Nine Months old. *shudders*. I don’t know why I find this so insanely terrifying, but I do. I really really do. (more…)

Why I fucking hate housework

Ellyn Shepherd / Bloggity Blog, Life, Mumma / Oct 7, 2018 / 0 comments

Oh my god, I would make a terrible Stepford wife. Do you know why? It’s because I fucking hate housework. (more…)

What The Bloody Hell Did I Just Say #MumLife

Ellyn Shepherd / Bloggity Blog, Life, Mumma / Sep 30, 2018 / 0 comments

Sigh…mum life, hey? Sometimes as a mum of two, I feel like my life is one big show but one that I don’t really understand. One where I never really know if it’s just a big laugh or not, or one where the joke is totally and always on me. I wonder it ALL of the time. Do you? Let me explain. (more…)

Diary Of A Crazy Baby – Eight Months Old

Ellyn Shepherd / Baby, Bloggity Blog, Diary Of A Crazy Baby, Mumma / Sep 23, 2018 / 0 comments

Wowsa! 8 months old, and my hairless wonder baby is basically an adult. Bloody hell. (more…)

Toddlers And Their Endless Questions

Ellyn Shepherd / Baby, Bloggity Blog, Mumma / Sep 16, 2018 / 0 comments

I remember the days before my toddler learned to talk. Do you? (more…)

Diary Of A Crazy Baby – Seven Months Old

Ellyn Shepherd / Baby, Bloggity Blog, Diary Of A Crazy Baby, Mumma / Sep 3, 2018 / 0 comments

Seven Months Old. Already? The baby is seven months old AL-FREAKING READY??!! I know, I know, I say this every month but SHE WAS JUST BLOODY BORN! I haven’t had a single second to scratch my bum or pick my nose since she got here, I swear! (more…)

Hi! *waves madly*

If you hadn’t guessed already, my name is Ellyn Shepherd.

I am a secret (not so secret) dork, who has two crazy kidlets, a furball dawggy who thinks he is a human, and an incredibly tall husband who I adore to pieces, and who is made up almost entirely of his own beard… #WhattaHairyLegend

On this blog, I share the story of our live’s, and we love every single messy spewed upon, dribbled on, or pooped on second of it. Well, maybe not the pooped on parts but you know what I mean. #IAlwaysSmellLikePoopOrVomTheseDays

Every post is REAL and reflects the grey-hair inducing craziness that is parenthood, and I hope you like reading about it as much as I love talking about it… Cough, except I never actually shut up about it… Soz…

Ell x

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